GENESIS
01:01 Adam & Eve - In the Big Inning
04:01 Cain & Abel - Don't bring God fruits
06:07 Noah's Ark - We're gonna need a bigger boat
11:10 Abram & Sarai - She works hard for the money
18:01 Sodom & Gomorrah - If I knew that you were coming
20:01 Sacrificing Isaac - Where you want this killing done?
23:01 Jacob & Esau - No Soup For You
28:10 Rachel & Leah - The Good Wife
37:01 Joseph's Coat - Dude, Nice Coat
39:20 Pharaoh's Dream - You can be in my dream if I can be in yours
EXODUS
01:01 Baby Moses - I Yam What I Yam
05:01 Ten Plagues - I feel so broke up I want to go home
12:43 Parting the Sea - God is into War
20:01 Ten Commandments - Rules are Rules
32:01 Worshiping Baal - Golden Cow
LEVITICUS
01:01 The Tabernacle - The Show Must Go On
18:01 Mosaic Law - My way or the highway
NUMBERS
01:01 Ark of the Covenant - A Special Promise
11:01 Twelve Spies - Conspiracy
15:01 Balaam's Ass - A Talking Donkey
25:01 Joshua Anointed - Rape and Pillage
DEUTERONOMY
01:01 The Second Law - Wicked and Doomed
31:19 Song of Moses - Rock On Moses
JOSHUA
01:01 Battle of Jericho - Milk and a Little Honey
07:03 Battle of Gibeon - Astronomy 101
JUDGES
01:01 Ehud and Deborah - Order in the Court
06:01 Gideon's Fleece - It's not a perfect science
09:01 Abimelech and Jephthah - The Branch Manager
13:03 Samson and the Foxes - The Lion, the Switch, and Thirty Wardrobes
16:04 Samson and Delilah - Let Your Freak Flag Fly
Ruth
01:01 Ruth and Naomi - The Perfect Woman
SAMUEL I
01:01 Samuel and Saul - The man who would be kingmaker
16:12 David and Goliath - A Lucky Shot
22:01 David and Saul - Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
SAMUEL II
01:01 Bathsheba - Splish Splash
Kings I
01:01 King Solomon - Don't be Such a Big Baby
11:28 Elijah and Ahab - A Dog Eat Dog World
Kings II
01:01 Elisha - With a Grain of Salt
08:01 The Fall of Jerusalem - Off With Their Heads
Ezra
01:01 Post Exile Jerusalem - The Go-Backs and the Left-Behinders
Nehemiah
01:01 Rebuilding the Temple - Sword and Hammer
Esther
01:01 Esther and Mordecai - Sexism and the City
Job
01:01 Testing Job - The Game
08:01 Job's Friends - The Good, The Bad, and the Fugly
19:01 God and Job - The Last Laugh
Psalms
01:01 Hymns of the Lyre - Catchy Lyrics
Proverbs
01:01 Wisdom of Solomon - Free Advice
Ecclesiastes
01:01 The Preacher - Happy Happy Joy Joy
Song of Soloman
01:01 The Love Poem - An Old Fashioned Love Song
Isaiah
01:01 Prophecy of Doom - Woe to the World
Jeremiah
01:01 Lamentations - Cry Baby Cry
20:01 Prophecy of Captivity - Haters Gonna Hate
Ezekiel
01:01 Son of Man - No Cake for Me Thanks
18:01 The Valley of Dry Bones - Dem Dry Bones
Daniel
01:01 The Fiery Furnace - But it's a Dry Heat
04:04 The Lion's Den - Don't Eat Me Bro
Hosea
01:02 Reaping the Whirlwind - Like Your Mom
Joel
01:01 Valley of Jehoshaphat - Bugs and Worms
Amos
01:01 Judgment Day - Burn Ban Lifted
Obadiah
01:01 Cursing the Edomites - Free Slaves
Jonah
01:01 Jonah and the Whale - The One that Got Away
Micah
01:01 Wrath of God - Howl and go Naked
Nahum
01:01 The Vengeance of God - A Day in the Sun
Habukkuk
01:01 Fear of God - Be Afraid
Zephaniah
01:01 Day of the Lord - Have a Nice Day
Haggai
01:01 Zerubbabel and the Temple - Permit Approved
Zechariah
01:01 Vision of Zion - Young Beer and Fresh Women
Malachi
01:01 The Curse - Lovers and Haters
